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Boredom transmitters wired to the eyelids of every citizen 
Bad smell emitters for getting to the head of supermarket queues 
Flip-over motorways for getting rid of traffic jams 
Driver-controlled traffic lights 
Salary totalizer clocks to measure the cost of endless meetings 
A hire-a-double agency to represent me at endless meetings 
A hire-a-double agency to impress whoever it is who can give me a rise 
Vending machines that deliver healthy snacks 
Take-aways that sell low fat food 
A coffee substitute that tastes like coffee; [coffee puts bubbles on my
feet] 
A coffee substitute that tastes like anything 
A vending machine that bonds tough plastic to the soles of shoes 
A warning sign on raffle tickets that I am not going to win 
A micro robot to scare the hell out of cockroaches 
A micro video disguised as a cockroach to keep an eye on my best friends. 
A paper reverse on photocopy machines, with an attachment to erase the
print 
Free return postage on all junk mail 
Miniature paint bombs to return with junk mail 
A book holder-open thing that allows you to turn the pages easily 
A convertible house roof : opening to the summer night sky 
A national credit ID number for every citizen so I can pay anyone by EFT
through an autoteller. Sans cheques. |