Thor's China Diary

 
Table of Contents

1.Shanghai Arrival

2. A Dream of Red Mansions
... in which our hero is duchessed

3. WTUSM Welcome Dinner

4. Bicycle Wars

5. Barefoot Dentistry
... in which our hero fails to ride a     bicycle

6. Two Thousand Steps to the 
    Mountain

7. Chinese Medley
... a symphony orchestra teaches     the masses

8. An Upper Middle Class Evening

9. Paralysis - The Core Problem with Chinese Universities

10. Foreign Experts Plant Trees
.. on being a VIP

11. Chinese Tooth Torture

12. Letter Home

13. Living With China Upside Down and Backwards

14. A Red, Black & White Culture

15. Strolling

16. Dining with the Governor

17. When a Dog is as Tall as a Man

18. The Outside Track on Happiness

19. Sinned Against

20. Video Wisdom

21. City Traveler

22. Apples to Go

23. All's Fair
 
 

The entries in this diary are spontaneous, undiplomatic and likely to be regretted later. That's the nature of day to day living, especially in an unfamiliar culture and country. We all make as much sense of the world as we can. When it is a new world, the sense of the moment is often non-sense in retrospect, and the incomprehensible behaviour of foreigners ("them" or me, depending upon your starting point) may be perfectly logical within a framework of reality which we have not yet noticed or accepted. 

I could have written what follows with ifs and buts and maybes. I could have left out the bits that might make me look dumb later, or that might offend friends who meant well. Well, personal names have been changed or eliminated. That is all though. It seems to me that the mistakes, the exasperation, even the paranoia sometimes, are part of the story. They give it freshness and authenticity. This writer will contradict himself, put his foot in his mouth. So what? If learning to live in a new culture is worth anything at all, it must mean that I will change and grow. Therefore dear reader, judge me if you will, but don't expect to find the same fellow here next time you call. 

Happy reading, Thor.